Organization chart
You literally work with these people.CEO
Grant
Lives on vision. Avoids decisions.
Decision DeferredLeadership
Chad
VP of Something
Exceeded Expectations SomehowMiddle management
Janice
Director of Meetings
Follow-up ScheduledDoug
Strategy
Excellent PresentationCurtis
Senior Principal Architect
47 Buzzwords. 0 Problems.People actually doing the work
Vera
The competent one
Still Carrying the TeamByte
AI employee
Too Efficient
The Intern
Does most of the work
Almost No CreditEmployee of the month
Beans
Office dog. Leaves every meeting after five minutes.
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